a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
I want a movie like The Expendables but instead of it being a giant sausage party you have like Lucy Liu and Uma Thurman and Natalie Dormer and Zoe Saldana and Sigourney Weaver and Lucy Lawless.
Gina Torres plays the leader-y Sylvester Stallone character
Laurence Fishburne plays her oblivious husband she returns to between jobs
Judi Dench plays the tattoo artist/motorbike enthusiast character